Saturday, September 16, 2006

DIRECTIONS

I gave up on getting directions from Drew and have thus resorted to Dan who literally lives 2 seconds away from smelly Drew.

And here they be:

- 71 N to Rt 95 - EXIT 151 (Mt Gilead / Fredericktown)

- Turn RIGHT onto Rt 95

- Follow Rt 95 THRU Chesterville and THRU Fredericktown (about 10 miles)

- At the stoplight in Fredericktown, stay STRAIGHT onto E Sandusky St

- E Sandusky St turns into Mt Vernon Ave

- Turn LEFT onto Montgomery Rd (about 1/2 mile from the light)

- Follow Montgomery Rd until it dead ends

- Turn RIGHT onto Old Mansfield Rd

Drew's address is 16169 Old Mansfield Road. It is a cow farm. You will pass nearly his entire farm before you reach his driveway. On your left and right will be fields (I believe of corn or wheat). You will pass a RED barn on your RIGHT and will see a WHITE barn sitting further back.

JUST before the line of trees starts on the RIGHT you will notice a driveway (on the RIGHT). This is Drew's driveway. Turn (RIGHT) onto it. (NOTE: The line of trees start sooner on the LEFT than they do on the RIGHT. Concern yourself with the RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD)

As for parking. There are numerous grassy areas in which to park. DO NOT BLOCK THE DRIVEWAY and don't be a dick and park somebody in because IF you block Rusty (or someone else) in, rather than kindly ask you to move your car he will use his to move it for you.

If you get there after the fire has started simply find your way down the path (there are tire tracks from the tractor) to the LEFT of the house, thru the gates and down to the fire. If you get there early to set up tents... you might want to talk to Drew about where to set them up. Drew is tall and freaking skinny and he has a blond floppy mohawk strip of hair. He thinks he's cool. OH! And a lip ring. And glasses. (Is anyone actually INTERESTED in the tents? I've found four so far. Please let me know by commenting on here)

LADIES!!! This is a F-A-R-M. We will be in a field that is commonly occupied by C-O-W-S. Do yourself a favor and do not wear nice shoes. You will simply ruin them and you may fall and as much as that would delight me and others, it just isn't wise and this party is GOING to be fun, damnit.

That is all.

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